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Woody Allen, who had a relationship with his girlfriend’s kid, signed a petition to release...

honestly.

acewepeel: almostnever: andreasjp: when the women fought for their rights, did they bring...

The more I drink, the less ironic my dancing becomes.

Dear gothic girl next to me at the bus stop: something’s up. Being goth ends after high...

CNN headline: “Sting catches alleged terrorist in bomb plot.” Totally thought they were...

Jokes about the news! Jokes! News!

- 2 of the top searched items on CNN.com today are “Michael Jackson”...

I was about to go to bed. Then my friend...

acewepeel: FFFFUUUU- Curb Your Good Sleeping Habits AMIRITE

When gmail is down, can we call it gfail?

Anyone else get really annoyed over how the Hulu guy can’t pronounce “mature”...

It took 4 years of being in DC to get 1 good haircut....

My milk spoiled 5 days before the expiration date!! DAMN IT. FML.

Got to write the phrase “Rick rolls” without referring to a certain internet meme (for a...

Too many famous people are dying. It’s a good time to be a failure.

Kanye West would crash a funeral to say he’s deader.

New rule: if you’re on a crowded subway and no one wants to sit next to you, it might be time...

theory: Steve Jobs paid Joe Wilson to yell YOU LIE to Obama to distract the media from talking about...

RT @mshowalter: “Morning thought: ‘Sneaker Pants.’ Pants that have sneakers...

I refuse to pay Sean Lennon’s rent.

Remastering the Beatles ‘Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?’: polishing a turd

thatguychad: On my Christmas list. keyboard cat?

I find it sad that John Lennon didn’t live to see Twitter.

RT @etsteak: “If James Bond had been a cat, that movie would’ve been You Only Live...

Study finds men lose some brain functionality when talking to pretty women. No joke....

danisontumblr: Being in a fight with your wife is the worst because at that very moment there is...

Macs vs PCs

I came up with this nerdy analogy today in the shower. When it comes to viruses: Windows - Living...

Liberty Mutual

samreich: …just denied us for homeowner’s insurance because we had two claims on our renter’s...

Got hired by the Apple Store! Out buying black turtle necks…

The Lion King is awesome. Definitely in...

(via thatguychad) Are there more than 5?

Oh, girl I thought you a flirt And too shallow to get hurt But now, I see in your eyes The pain,...

Whenever I doubt my intelligence, I read YouTube comments. Self-esteem restored.

Does Tom from Myspace have a Facebook? What happens if he catches an employee on Facebook?

My new favorite meme :)