Feeling the long-term effects of the Michael Jackson-death downloading spree. Sorry, iTunes shuffle, I’m not feeling nostalgic anymore.
Clown college should be called Lol School.
Yellow Submarine by the Beatles was originally Ringo Wants to Sing. “Let’s not forget that Ringo wants to sing. Ringo wants to sing.”
Balloon boy was hiding in the attic of the house the entire time!! LOL! He is going to get the ultimate time-out.
Didn’t we learn from Home Alone not to forget about children in the attic?
This might be a good time to ask: did we ever check Osama bin Laden’s attic?
I wonder how successful I’d be if I put the same vigor into my work that Asian ladies who hand out chicken samples in the food court do.
No joke: this woman was jogging so slow this morning, I walked passed her. She must have felt like shit.
No joke: a customer at the Apple store thought I was the actual “I’m a mac” guy. “You’re the guy on TV!!!”
I support http://twacy.org ‘s mission to bring Tracy Morgan to Twitter. “I’ve dated all the females on Flavor of Love” -TM #twacy @omgicu
← Previous Next→
