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Is it me or is America obsessed with Greek yogurt right now?

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:37:06 -0400

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Another week of the Klondike contest! Vote for my sports joke http://klondikecomedy.com/#search/Jmush

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:43:53 -0400

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On the double decker Mega Bus looking to join the 12 Feet High Club!

Sat, 19 May 2012 11:09:14 -0400

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Instead of "I'm falling to pieces," "I love Reese's pieces." #ifIwasWeirdAl

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:54:17 -0400

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My joke is at #11! Keep voting for me! http://klondikecomedy.com/#search/jmush

Wed, 16 May 2012 10:04:06 -0400

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Vote for my joke! http://klondikecomedy.com/#search/Jmush

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:42:46 -0400

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I love Facebook's birthday reminders. Help me clean out my friends, one day at a time!

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:18:28 -0400

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Found Waldo!!

Sat, 12 May 2012 09:40:52 -0400

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Children of celebrities always have an easier time making it in the business. Thus, I announce my new stage name. Bill Cosby Jr.

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:40:44 -0400

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I guarantee there's at least one member of One Direction that goes in the other direction, if you know what I mean.

Tue, 01 May 2012 10:31:46 -0400

Tim Meadows's stand up was pretty good, but it was surreal when he spontaneously called Chris Rock and put him on speakerphone.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:04:02 -0400

So excited to see Tim Meadows do stand up at the Drafthouse tomorrow!!!

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:48:05 -0400

There are already lines at the Apple Store looking to buy the new Toaster/Refrigerator! http://goo.gl/nZVFk

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:52:46 -0400

Yeah, I'm cool. I read the Hunger Games (...I watched the movie with subtitles on).

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:16:52 -0400

Instead of the Voice, let's do The Body. Judges stare at singers while wearing noise canceling headphones; when the judge deems the person hot enough, he takes off his headphones to hear their voice.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:26:12 -0400

There were just two planes totally boning in the sky #spottheshuttle

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:08:38 -0400

Brad and Angelina will soon get to have sex for the first time! #brangelina

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:10:44 -0400

That's the last time North Korea buys a rocket from IKEA.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:20:07 -0400

Any other AT&T customers notice service at new metro stations today? Tenley, van ness, etc.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:10:07 -0400

Any word on Kate Winslet's boob scene in Titanic 3D?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:47:35 -0400